What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which computer won the talent show?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?