What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where do automobiles have picnics?