Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What do elves learn in school?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?