What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
A soap opera.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
When does a horse talk?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?