Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How did the toad die?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What animal floats best?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?