Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
How does a squid go into battle?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?