Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?