Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?