What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Skeleton.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What snacks always have the best tan?