What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?