How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do cats wear to work?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?