Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How is cat food sold?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What kind of water does an angel like?