What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Air buds.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the coldest vegetable?
How is life like toilet paper?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?