Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do tough ducks come from?