Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What British bugs are the best singers?