Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the fish so smart?
I broke my finger!
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where was Noah born?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?