What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?