Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?