Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?