Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are winter days great?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do trees wear to the lake?