Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What birds make average students?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?