Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which plant has the best roar?