What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do you get straight A's?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?