Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's E.T. short for?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?