What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why didn't the melons get married?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When fish play football, who is the captain?