Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?