Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What day never takes itself seriously?