What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do vampires always look sick?