Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?