What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?