Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?