Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What country has the most fish?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
I like telling Dad jokes.