Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's the perfect job for a cow?