Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?