What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why don't fish play basketball?
How does dinner smell?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?