Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the politest month?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?