Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What sweet treat never panics?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?