What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What event do spiders love to attend?