Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?