What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where do mermaids see movies?