Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?