What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?