Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?