Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
Where does laundry go to college?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?