Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?