Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?