Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?