Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What sports are both plant-based?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the laziest vegetable?