Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do you raise a baby elephant?