Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?