Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?