What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?