Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?